Two fat gentlemen met in the lane
Bowed most politely
bowed once again
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Two thin ladies met in the lane
Curtsied most politely
curtsied once again
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Two tall policemen met in the lane
Saluted one another
saluted once again
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Two young boys met in the lane
Cuffed one another
cuffed once again
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Two little babies met in the lane
Jiggled and juggled
jiggled and juggled again
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